ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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