It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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