she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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