what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i came on her dog
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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