why didn't you poke me back
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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