Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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