It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
