I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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