Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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