I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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