don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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