wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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