I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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