Christians are straight up FREAKS
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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