There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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