you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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