Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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