do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize