NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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