You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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