Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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