So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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