butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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