it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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