My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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