We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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