I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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