I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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