I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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