god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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