You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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