It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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