Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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