party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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