i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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