Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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