Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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