You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Holy sore nipples Batman
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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