Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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