OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize