I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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