every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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