did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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