I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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