I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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