Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You surviving the open bar?
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I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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