windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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