Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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