The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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