You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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