I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You are a genius and a whore.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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