Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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