The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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