god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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