I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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