google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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