It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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