More tranny stories later!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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