I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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